genital jousting oh no i had my laptop open

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We started off in party mode online which is actually a cleverly disguised learning tool that teaches common sense principles to young and old alike. I knew in an instant that this work of art was going to allow me to reconnect with my inner 12 year old.

Genital jousting oh no i had my laptop open install#

Upon download and install of this gem you are greeted with an intro screen that is like getting blindsided in the face with a 14 inch kielbasa, slathered in horseradish and mayonnaise and for some reason you enjoy the nearly unbearable sting that is now violating your eyes. Well my friend Boboso graciously gifted me this game knowing that I am constantly questing for the rarely seen and somewhat twisted side of life.

Genital jousting oh no i had my laptop open full#

I said, 'Are you talking about that thing I do where I trot into a room full of unsuspecting people riding the Libman Wonder Mop, making Horsey noises, wearing Only a Natty Ice box on my head and a hot pink towel shoved into my butt crack so I have a pretty tail?' I could not have been further from the reality of the situation if I had wanted to be there. Continued abuse of our services will cause your IP address to be blocked indefinitely.I was sitting at home with a few buddies contemplating an evening of good old fashioned bellysticks when one of my buddies Bobo asked me if I had ever heard of a game called Genital Jousting. Please fill out the CAPTCHA below and then click the button to indicate that you agree to these terms. If you wish to be unblocked, you must agree that you will take immediate steps to rectify this issue. If you do not understand what is causing this behavior, please contact us here. If you promise to stop (by clicking the Agree button below), we'll unblock your connection for now, but we will immediately re-block it if we detect additional bad behavior.

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